Buff-Speak

My husband has mentioned a time or two that I sometimes seem to speak a different language than “normal”  people. Hmmm. I think he may have hit that one right on the head. 

I suppose that this is because I was born with an Overdeveloped Sense of the Ridiculous, a Warped Sense of Humor and a Very Active Smarty-Pants Gland that kicks into gear at odd moments.

So, in an effort to facilitate better global communication, (and because I can’t seem to stop that smarty-pants thing) I decided that it might be helpful if I posted a glossary of specific terms that you might otherwise find a little confusing. Stay tuned, new words are sure to be added later…

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KILN: What you do with your feet in Texas when you see any big creepy looking bug.

SLUMPING: What happens when a wine bottle decides to take a low profile.

THINGAMADOOCHIE: A mechanical part, usually found separate from other mechanical parts.

DOOHINKUS: See “THINGAMADOOCHIE”, Synonyms: THINGEE, LITTLE PIDDLY THING THERE.

PAINTING: What you are not doing while you are glazing a ceramic piece.

My Six Word Biography:
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